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Bad Day?
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Ever had a day like this?

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 Evidently he has!

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The importance of brushing your teeth!
Funny Pictures - Animals

Even in the animal kingdom, a good brushing is very important. 

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Otherwise, your teeth will look like this!

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Need Money
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How can you not reward this kind of creativity?

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Kung Fu Squirrel
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Don't mess with this squirrel.  He's a Kung Fu Master!

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Funny Pictures - Stranger Than Fiction

In the "Stranger than Fiction" category, this one has to rank right up there at the top!

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Bush gets Spanked
Funny Pictures - Politics

This isn’t new, but I just saw it for the first time today.  Apparently, this picture is of a float entry in a parade in Germany.  Guess Bush is the "butt" of jokes all over the world!  Laughing

 

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Dick Cheney Undergoes Minor Surgery
The News - Latest News

Dick Cheney underwent minor surgery today to “replace the generator and battery part of the heart defibrillator. That device monitors Cheney's heart and would deliver an electric shock to reset the heart to normal rhythm if the heart ever went out of rhythm.” 

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There are no reports, however, that anything was done about his malfunctioning personality defibrillator!

 

 

 
Oscar - The cat that predicts death!
The News - Latest News

By now, you have probably seen the story of Oscar the cat from at least one news source.  Everyone is making a huge deal about Oscar.  Here are just a few of the headlines from various news sources:

A Feline With Foresight - ABC News 

The Cat Who Smelled Death - Wired News

Can pets sense illness?  - BBC

Oscar the cat is dead-on accurate - Arizona Republic

'Grim Reaper' Cat Senses Patients Near Death - WOAI, TX 

As you can see, Oscar has become the Feline Phenom. 

I really don't see why everyone is making such a big deal about this, however.  After seeing a picture of Oscar sleeping beside one of the patients, it became quite obvious to me how Oscar is so successful at predicting death.  If anything, I find it quite shocking that Oscar is even allowed into the nursing homes!  Take a look at this picture and see if you agree.......

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